HT: Allan Jackson:
Beer and Trembling
Gin and Platonic
Phenomenology of Spirits
Martini Heidegger
Bellini and Nothingness
Jean-Jacques & Coke
Vodka on the Lockes
Maker’s Marx Old Fashioned.
To this list I add:
Rusty Nagel's. (If you got that, I will buy you the cocktail to which I am alluding.)
Continuing in the humorous vein, Allan offers:
Heraclitus walks into a bar.
Bartender: Oh...You again?
I counteroffer:
Zeno tries to walk into a bar.
Russell never walks into bars, he is only on occasion at bar-proximal places at bar-open times.
McTaggart, however, has no time for bars at all.
Van Inwagen doesn't believe in bars, but only in bottles and bricks arranged barwise.
Jon Barwise was not available for comment.